dekhne SMS Messages62 messages

PATHAN...

Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan

Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan

Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,

Jab aankhein nafs ki

Jab aankhein nafs ki pasandeeda cheezein dekhnein lagein
to dil anjaam say andha ho jata hai
Hazrat Ali (A.S)

Full Mental

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Khuwabon Ki Ek Basti Thi

Khuwabon Ki Ek Basti Thi
Ek Larki Us Main Rehti Thi

Apne Ghar K Angan Main
Kuch Sapne Boya Karti Thi

Apne Kamre Ki Khirki Main
Bondon Se Khela Karti Thi

Sab K Samne Hansti Thi
Chup Chup K Roya Karti Thi

Khud Hi Khud Se Kehte Rehna
Dosto Se Kuch Na Kehti Thi

Chand Ko Ghante Takte Rehna
Phir Khud Se Batain Karti Thi

dekhne Wali Sab Ankhon Ko
Chand Ka Tukra Lagti Thi

Jab Toot Chuki To Sab Ne Jana
Wo Pyar Kisi Se Karti Thi

Ae Eid K Chaand

Ae Eid K Chaand!
Q Krta Hae Tu Hum Ko Pareshan,

Tujhe dekhne K Liay Bechen Hen Hum
Aür
Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehmaan

Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay
Puray Pakistan K Insaan,

Mgar Kahan Se Dhoond Letay Hen Tujhe
Sarhad K Kuch Pathan,

“Meri”Hy Tman’na
Eis Bar Na Trpana,

Puray Pakistan Mae Hum Ko Ik Saath Nzar Aana.

Sharabi Chooha

Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
.
.
.
.
.
"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE dekhne AYA HAI"

ajj jab humne bandh

ajj jab humne bandh ki apni annkhain
tou app sab say zyada khush nazar aye
agar yehi tarekia hai app ko khush dekhne ka
tou dua hai yeh ankhain hamesha k liye band ho jaye

Dooriyan dosti badhati

Dooriyan dosti badhati hain,
dil ko dil ke kareeb laati hain,
jin aankhon mein aap rehte ho
woh aankhen khud aap ko dekhne ko taras jati hai

Agar kush hai woh dekh

Agar kush hai woh dekh kar ansu meri ankhon me,

to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.

Tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko

magar uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.

Wo manjil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,

khuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chod denge!

Aik DOLI Aik JANAZA

Aik DOLI Aik JANAZA takra gaye,
dekhne wale b chakra gaye,
uper se awaz aayi ye kisi vedai hai
mehbob ki DOLI ko dekhne yaar ki MIYAT Aayi hai

SANTA Film Dekhn

SANTA Film dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..

Q
.
.
Kyoki
.
.
.
Us Film Ka Naam Tha.

" HOUSE FULL "

Zarori Nahi Muhabat

Zarori Nahi Muhabat bhari Nazar Se,
dekhne Wale Kher Khanwa Hon.

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

dekhne SMS Messages62 messages

Search SMS Messages