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Pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

TUHFA DUAON KA

TUHFA DUAON KA TUMHAIN PUHANchay MERA,
SADA RAHAY TUMHARE GIRD KHUSHIYUN KA GHERA,
MISARRATAIN EID KI TUMHAIN MUBARAK HON,
TUMHARI ZEEST MAIN NA AYE KABHI GHUMON KA PHAIRA.

EID Ka Chand Dekhna

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tuo Neachay Dekho...

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Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai Mobile Main Aanay ki... Sorry.. Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte.../
AnyWayz...
EiD MubArAk.../

Khushian ho overflow

Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye Edi KA TYOHAR... Eid Mubarak

Churi ko kar tu e

Churi ko kar tu Taiz
itna k har Takbeer sy Pehly ,

Bakra Churi sy khud Poochay
bata meri khata kya hai...

Advance Bakra EiD Mubarak. :-)

Exams k ek din pehle

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon ''JAn|x'' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->

Yeh student kiYeh student ki

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai

PAANI AASMAN KI TARAF

PAANI

AASMAN KI TARAF UTHAY TU BHAAB
AASMAN SE NEEchay AAY TU BARISH
JUM KAR GIRAY TO AULAY
GIR KAR JAMAY TO BURF
PHOOL KI PATTI PER HU TO SHABNAM
PATTI SAE NIKLAY TU ARAG
JAMAH HU JAYE TU JHEEL
BEH JAYAE TO NADI
JISM SAE NIKLAY TU PASEENA
AANKHOON SAE NIKLAY TU AANSU

Koi tum say poocha

Koi tum say poochay kon hoon mein
Tum keh daina koi khas nahi
Ik dost hai kacha paka sa
Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa
Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda
Bus aik bahana acha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door na ho kar pas nahi
Koi tum se poochay kon hoon mein
Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Udas mat ho Dost

Udas mat ho Dost....
dono milkar dubara ZANZEER film banayenge...,
Tum BIG B ban jana Hum PRAN ban jayenge...,
Dono yaari hai imaan gana gayenge...,
Agar film flop bhi ho jati hai to bilkul na ghabrana.
Dono station par chay ki dukan chalayenge.
Tum chay banana aur ham chay chay chilaye ge magar DOSTI to NIBHAYENGE.

Musharaf Ki Car K

Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya

tum ne Pakistan k

tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO MUSHARRAF

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF

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