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Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

Bus Rahne do

Zindagi mile itnay dhokay

chalo miti pao its ok.

Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe

Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti

Aik admi ko charag mila us ne use ragra dhamaka howa aur wo mar gaya

moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain

Uffff load shading

Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath

faraz

naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar

2 bache ache hain

Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)

bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh

Life ix empty without 4rndx!

1 best book is equal to 100 books,but 1 good friend is equal to library!
love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love,because medicien works before death not after death.

Masroof Zindagi Mein Teri Yaad

A true relationship is not like the rain which pours and goes away

A true relationship is like the air sometimes silent but always around you?

Sab Ke Hote Hue Bhi Tanhai Milti Hai

Sab K Hote Hue Bhi Tanhai Milti Hai

Yaado Mein Bhi Ghum Ki Parchai Milti Hai

Jitni Bhi Dua Karte Hain Kisi Ko Panay Ki

Utni Hi Ziyada Un Se Bewafai Milti Hai

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension

Students Funny SMS on Paper

Students Ka Almmiya

At The Time Of Exam Preprtion

A V Ho Gya > A V Ho Gya > A V Ho Gya >

After Paper: A Ki Ho Gya ;-(

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Teacher: What Is chemical Formula For Water?

John: H I J K L M N O

Teacher: What Are You Talking?

John To Teacher: Yesterday You Told It Is H to O

Wishing You A Very Very Happy Diwali SMS

With My

1 Heart

2 Eyes

2 Lips

7 Liter Blood

206 Bones

4.5 Million Red cells

60 Trillion D.N.A’S

All Wishing You A Very Very

Happy Diwali

Happy Deepavali

May the joy, cheer

Mirth and merriment of this divine festival Surround you forever

May the happiness that this season brings brighten your life

And

Hope the year brings you luck

And

Fulfills all your dearest dreams

Happy Deepavali/Diwali

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