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Latest News On GeO. . .


"Mushta''el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .









Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "



GeO Ab Lambi Lambi chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->
Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar chuki Thi Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se Kaffi control Mai Hai ..

Farq To Parta Hai

" GEO MUSHARAF "
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .
A Man Touched An Electric current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..





AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF
Musharaf Ki car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give compensation..

Driver Went And When He cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya
Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha


Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se

School Band Rehte Hyn . . .

Farq Tou Para Hy

Bache Bache Ka Naara


"Geo Musharaf" ;->
Pehle Pakistan Ki Abaadi Khatarnak Hadh Se Tajawuz Kr Rahi Thi




Lekin Ab Khudkush Bum Dhamakon Ki Waja Se Kafi control Main Hy . . .




Farq Tou Para Hai . . .
Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi candle Light Diner Karte That .....


Magar Aj Har Koi candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud Shading )


JEO MUSHARAF
8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam


Jeo Musharaf
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon c cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,


Roads,


Bridge,


Aeroplane,


Tarbela Dam,


And Finally,


General Pervaiz
In B.com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai
tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO MUSHARRAF

tum ne to foreign countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF