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Jun, 16 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     4736 views       Geo Or Jeenay Do

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A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya
We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.

IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.
IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.

Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
expensive polices..
Our govt. is corrupt.
If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters...

A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.
General presidents Of Pakistan

Sikandar Mirza Died At The Age Of 65

Ayub Died At 65

Yahya Died At 65

Zia Died At 65

Musharraf Is Gonna B 65 In 2008


Hope For The Best ...
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,


Roads,


Bridge,


Aeroplane,


Tarbela Dam,


And Finally,


General Pervaiz
7 Sal Pehle Meri Girl Frnd K Sare Bhai Ghar Main Rehte Thai

Aur Us K Sath Date Marna Muskil Hota Tha
Ab Sab Bhai Atta K Liye Line Main Kahrey Rehtey Hain

Ab Maze Hi Maze ....

Geo Musharaf
Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin''s Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

Geo Zardari.
Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO MUSHARRAF

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF
The people of Poland are observing
a 7-day mourning for the tragic
death of their President.

May ALLAH bless us with the same opportunity.
Aameen... ;->
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)