c SMS Messages19427 messages

''suno,




Mehsoos karo,




Badal ki garaj




Bijli ki chamak



Barish ki ik ik boond





Tum se



cheekh cheekh




kar keh rahi hai














"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''
''1 car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya


Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''
''TV on kro abi abi Govt
Pakistan ne ordinance
jari kya hai

K

Khubsurat logon ko is
mulk se nikal dya
jayega



Aap to 100%







Save ho

Ufffffff mera kya bany ga*.''
''Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega

Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega?????''
''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''
''Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay
Agar “cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi” hi khila jatay

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.''
''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They Are "Below c Level"''
''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
cIRcUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka''
''In this time of no sugar
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My sweet sms for your Evening Tea,mix it in your Tea and Take sugar-candy Tea-
its free :)''
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA cHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA cHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''
''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
Vc aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to Vc mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,''