1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)
A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"
Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)