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befor and after

Things in boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..

boys

boys Are the most busy generation
in the world.
On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
All tensions 1 Time
Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…

boys

B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Bijli ki yad main

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi

love

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For boys:P

love

A Girls Eye Is Faster den Google,
in Serchin A Handsome Boy In A Crowd..

But A boys Heart Is Slower den Turtle in Forgetting a Girl Whom he Loved..

Girls Psychology

!! ||Girls Psychology|| !!!
*** Fraud with Innocent boys ***
*** Fun with Handsome boys ***
*** Friendship with Charming boys ***
*** Contact with Intelligent boys ***
*** Flirt with Freaky boys ***
*** Love with Faithful boys ***
& in the end
*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***
!!! Moral of the story !!!
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai

HaPpY Eid MubariK

HaPpY Eid MubariK

I know its too early...
but l have hundreds of boys and prety girls to wish...
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first!

Gals r generally

Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
boys r good.
So they have all the fun.

Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,

Guys have all d fun. ;)

Rule of BOYS

Rule of boys
“PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,

suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,

kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,

Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..

Ye Kya Ho Raha Ha

Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai,
Kya Hum Ne Azadi Is Liay HasiL Ki Thi k Sab boys Aj K Din Awara Gardi Krain.
Logon kO Hoot Krain,
GirLs kO Tang Krain,
Nahi Na..

To Chlo Shabash Saaray Ghar Betho,

Q K Aj Meri Bike kharab Hai Begairto.

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