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Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

'Girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

Girl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'
Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear black” ;->
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or blackberry ...

He Replied:

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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!
When the sunrays hit your eyes
Making the world so bright
And you still see the world
As dark as one sad dark night
When you try to breathe...
...new air of a new era
and the fact is around your neck,
holding it so tight
this is when you know that your life
has changed totally but you dont know
is it a change from right to left
or left to right
from white to black
or.. from black to white.......
LiFe Is LiKe PiAnO . . .
WhItE KeYs RePrESeNt HaPpInEsS & black OnEs ShoWs SaDnEsS . . .
BuT As U Go ThRoUgH LiFe . . .
ReMeMbEr ThAt
ThE black KeYs MaKe MuSiC ToO . . .
Our Khaki TIGER''s Hunt At Front Of Enemy..
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White LEOPARD Are In Blood Frezing Mountains..
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Our EAGLES Measurs The Hight Of Skys..
&
Our SALER''s Know Where Is Depth Of black Sea..
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Time Lead Us,
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Our Mothers Praying Us..
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Proud That We Are The SON''s Of Mother Land..
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Peopel Called It DEFENCE,
&
We Call It LIFE.. !!

~ HAPPY DEFENCE DAY ~
History
Remembers
Only
Two
Colors

''RED''
"THe blood of martyers"

AND

''black''

"the ink of scholar"
I Woke Up This Morning

Just Befo'' The Break Of Day.

I Was Bitter, Blue And black, Lawd.

There Ain''t Nothing Else To Say.
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"