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Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,

bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .

Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya bhootNI KAY..!!

''Lab khamosh hote hain

''Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.''

''Banane Wale ne

''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke Khidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka khoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...

Khaufnaak Andheri

Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay

Tabiyat theek nahi thi,

Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper bhoot ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.

Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad bhoot ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??

Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti bhoot Ki Hay,,,

Ab Bhugtey.....

Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????

Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????

think!!!!!!!!!!!!

dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA bhoot UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->

aami je tumhar

aami je tumhar
chin chhin chhin.

shudu je aamar
chhin chhin chhin.

4ward this line to 7 bhoot & get luck b4 this amavasya.
Jai Monjulika mai!

Aadmi bola ya

Aadmi bola ya Allah mujhy dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhy barbad kar de, mery pichey bhoot laga de, ek farishta bola abey saley eak line mien bool ke biwi chahey...!

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