bhari SMS Messages76 messages

simat te paya
ek nai umang mein har baar meri aankhon ne kshitij mein sama rahe

sooraj ko nihara.........par phir subhe ki laalima mein palkon ko

bheega hua paya
shaamon-sehar bas tanhai..........aur har lamha isi soch mein beeta
is duniya ko main samajh nahi payi ya is bhari duniya mein koi

..............mujhe samajh nai paya?
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan Tanha Na Rahta bhari Mehfil Main Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan
Pathake,Phooljhariyon ke saath,
Masti se bhari ho diwali ki raat,
Pyar bhare ho din yeh saare,Khushiyan rahe sada saath tumhare...
Happy Diwali
Pathake,Phooljhariyon ke saath,
Masti se bhari ho diwali ki raat,
Pyar bhare ho din yeh saare,Khushiyan rahe sada saath tumhare...
Happy Diwali
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,
pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,
shama boli...
parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,
mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,
khoon na karti to kya karti,
bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi

Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi

Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi

Indian: guldan mai saje gi

pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->
yeh tha bada bhari..


marie se nahi banta khari....




char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]






ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->
sunny--"ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara,
ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"

bunny--phir kya hua??

sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"
mErI DuKh bhari kAhAnI sUnO gE



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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi

SaMaJh PaAye ;->
Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me Job Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di

Sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se bhari Hai

Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum

Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa

:-) :-)