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Ek railway station se ek lash gayab ho gayi batao kaise....??????
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jaane ke liye dekiye C.I.D...har friyday night 10 P.M...!!!!!
1 ActressDukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se:

"Yaar Ye Mard Kitni Jaldi badal Jate Hyn, Kal Tak Chaudry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Thay, Itne Pyare Lagte Thay k Kia bataon?
Magar Ab Unki Shakal Dekhne Ko Dil Nahi Kerta" ;->
FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!
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Acha ! Ek Baat Tou batao Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Taal Dena , Jawab Mazaq Ke Andaaz Mai Tou Ho Sakta Hai Yani Shugal Magar Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalye Ga Dekho Kuch
Baatain Zindagi Mai Bohat Imp Hoti Hain , Buhat Ziada Balkay Sav Se Ziada Kuch Aisi Imp Hai Yeh Baat Bhi Atleast For Me , Ager tumne Ghalat bataya Ya Baat Ko Talnay ki
Try Ki Tu Acha Nahi Ho Ga .. Plz Sach batao

TIME KIYA HUA HA :P
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Soch Ker batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
A Pathan Was Playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam batao.

Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do
1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Apna Smjo Ya Begana

Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana

Is Liye Farz Tha Apko batana

K Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru Kr 2





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