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Kabhi dil na mera liya hota
Ya wada hi na kiya hota
Dena mujhe jo zakhm tha
Itna gahra to na diya hota

Kiska gunaah kahain isko
kis kambakht se gila hota
hota khuda hi meri taraf
ya sanam na bewafa hota

iska bhi koi hisaab hai
rishta koi to raha hota
Jab ashk hi bahe the to
ye dil bhi bujh gaya hota

"Meri aah sun ke wo bola
GHam-e-zikr kyun kiya hota
dard-e-dil ku''redne se to
behtar tu mar gaya hota"
Likho asi kahani jo
hemesha yad reh jaye
Marey anso bahey itney
k sab koch sath bah jaye


Sono kooch tarz asi do
K jis sey dil bhi bhar aye
Agar tafseer parkho to
Mohabat Afsana Kahlaye

Koi Oonwan eysa do
K jis sey ilm zahir ho
Or jab oon lafzo ko Palto
Tumhara naam ban jaye
cheharaa meraa thaa nigaahen us kii
Khaamushii mein bhii vo baaten us kii

mere chehare pe Gazal likhatii gaien
sher kahatii huii aankhen us kii

shoKh lamhon kaa pataa dene lagiin
tez hotii huii saansain us kii

aise mausam bhii guzaare ham ne
subahen jab apanii thii shaamen us kii

dhyaan mein us ke ye aalam thaa kabhii
aankh mahataab kii yaaden us kii

faisalaa mauj-e-havaa ne likkhaa
aandhiyaan merii bahaaren us kii

niind is soch se tuutii aksar
kis tarah kaTatii hain raaten us kii

dOor rah kar bhii sadaa rahatii hai
mujh ko thaame hue baahen us kii,
Chehra mera tha,nigahen uski
Khamosi mein bhi wo baten uski
Mere chehre pe ghazal likhti rahi
Sher kehti hui ankhen uski
Aise mausam bhi guzare hamne
Subah jab apni thi shamen uski
Neend is soch mein tuti aksar
Kis tarah katati hai raten uski
Dur rehkar bhi sada rehti hai
Mujhko thame hue bahen usk
Ab To Kuch Na Hua Peeke Behek Jaane Se,
Baat Maikhane Ki baher Gayi Maikhane Se,
Do Nigahoon Ka Jawani Mein Hai Aisa Milnaa
Jaise Deewane Ka Milnaa Kisi Deewane Se,
Dil Ki Ujdi Hui Halat Pe Na Jaaye Koi,
Saher Aabad Hue Hai Isi Veerane Se,
Daro Deewaro Pe Kabza Hai Udasi Ka Nazeer,
Ghar Mera Ghar Na Raha Unke Chale Jaane Se..
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Police Constable to his SOn: "Tumhara result acha Nahi aya, aj se Sara Khelna ,baher jana Or T.v BAND"
Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari bahen Se
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari bahen Se
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
* TALAASH GUMSHUDA *
Nam, Arbab Rahim
umar ka koi hisab nahi kyu ke us ki umr k KUTE Mar gae,adres kuchre ka dabba rang kaala, Suar jesi shakal, 18 feb ko ghar se saikal pe nikla tha,.. jane kin gatron me chala gaya hy...
kisi bhi Bhai ya bahen ko dikhai de..SEEDHA GOLI maar de....shukriyaa . . . ;->