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Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
Reason Of Smile:Ek Ghar Se Har Waqt Hasne Ki awazain Ati Thi.

Ek Din Ek Sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.

Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend

Un Ki awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet

Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao


"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
Are U Free Now

Shall I Call U ???


































Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise Hii Kuttay Ki awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy
Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.


No:1 Long March


No:2 Nawaz Sharif

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So Simple

Apun K Sms Se !
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi

Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,

Her Ghar Se Aik Hi awaz Aay

"O Pai! Koora Edhron

V Chuk Ley"

Hahahaha
Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya awaz Aati Hai?




Chhirrr
No!



Charrr...
No




Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai


Logo Ki awaz Aati Hai,

"Shame Shame...;-))
eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK awaz sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN...






socho kya?











NO BALL !
Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..?

Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga.

Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga.
Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge..
Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga..
Sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga..
Nawaz Sharef Arbion K Ount Charrae Ga..
Musharaf..

P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne..
Or Altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->
Polio Team; Darwaze Par Bachey Hain?
Pathan; Beta Pistal Aur Cartoos Lay Ao.
Polio Team Bhagte Huwey Pichey Say awaz Aiee,
Tehro Ye Mere Bacho K Name Hain...!
Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?


A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain
Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)