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IBLESS Went To

IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That

He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy On This Earth . . .

But

He Failed, Came Out & Angrily Asked . . .

"Yaar Ye altaf BAHI Kon Hain . . . ?" ;->

Farooq Sattar''s

Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad altaf altaf"

Altaf bhai jab school gaye

altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

altaf BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy

Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy

Jo Na Kaam Kerta Hy Na Kaaj
Sab Se Cheen Ker Khata Hai
Aur Us Ka Sir Us K Jism Se Bada Hai ???

Batao ???

Haar Gaye

altaf Hussain ... ;->

Agar Allah Hamare

Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..?

Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga.

Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga.
Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge..
Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga..
Sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga..
Nawaz Sharef Arbion K Ount Charrae Ga..
Musharaf..

P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne..
Or altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->

Musharaf kay janay

Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...

Zardari ko phanti lagay altaf kay sath

Log Kehtay Thay K

Log Kehtay Thay K
altaf Bhai Agar Kuttay Ko B
Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay
Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K
Intekhab Par Ye Baat B Sabit Ho Gai Hy . . . /

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

1-Zardari Imandari
Krega

2-altaf Karachi Ayega

3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega

4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi

5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)

Paper mei is Liye Mere

Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...

Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB altaf altaf " =P ;->

After a striving movement

After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman altaf HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also

Book Name :

"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D

Sub se slow baat

Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?

Socho.

Or socho.

Ni pta.?.

"altaf BHAI."

1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->

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