akbar SMS Messages19 messages

DAITA HO ASEERE MEIN JO PAIGHAM-E-REHAII

TAREEKH MEIN AISA KOI QAIDI B KAHA HAI?

BAZAAR MEIN ABID(as) KO GUZARTE HUE DEKHO

ZANJEER KE JHANKAAR B akbar(as) KE AZAAN HA..
Na Janay Khoobsorat kis Qadar THA WOH ALI ZADA(A.S)
Farishtay Deakhny Aatay thay US AHSAN NAMAZI (A.S) KO
jahan pe QASIM O akbar , SAJJAD JESE THAY
Wahan QAMR e BANI HASHIM Kaha Jata tha GHAZI (A.S) ko.
ALI (A.S) ka naara sada lagana
jihad e akbar say kum nahi hain
hamaray seenay per daag-e-matam
nishan-e-haider say kum nahi hain
Q : Baadshah akbar ke zamnay main Darayaye (river) ravi main zabardast Salab aya tha .. Lahore sheher ko zabardasht Nuksaan Pooncha Lekin baad shah Masjid jo Drayeaye Ravi ke pass hai woh nahi doobi bataye kyoon???


Ans : Badshah akbar Ke Zamanay Mai Baadshahi Masjid Bani Hi Nahi Thi :)
Dard Suhanne Sapnoo Jaissaa Kayun Lagtaa Ha..
DOOR Se Aayaaa,Apnoo Jaissaa Kayun Lagttaa Ha..

Men Ne DIL Men Usey Basaayaa Woh MOHSIN..
akbar Ke NO RATNOO Jaissaa Kayun Lagtaa Haa...

Merre Saath Hi EUROP Se Woh Aaayaa Haa..
Woh Merre Ham WATNOO Jaissa Kayun Lagttaa Haa...

Iqtidaar Ke NASHHE Ne Usey NIDHAAL Kiaa...
Be Maanni Se MATNOO Jaissaa Kayun Lagttaa Haa..?

Sochaa Thaa Mill Jaaey Gaa Aasaanni Se..
KIey Gaaey Woh JATNOO Jaissaa Kayun Lagttaa Haa...

Door Se Aayaa Apnoo Jaissaa Kayun Lagttaa Haa..
DARD Suhanne Sapnoo Jaissaa Kayun Lagttaa Haa...?
Wasal Ho Ya Firaaq Ho *akbar*
















Jagna Raat Bhar Musibat Hai
Suna Hai...

JungaLo Ka Bi Koyi Dastoor Hota Hai

Suna Hai

Sher Ka Jab Paitt Bhar Jaye

To Wo HamLa Nahi Karta

Suna Hai

Hawa K Taiz Jhonkay Jab Darakhto Ko HiLatay Hain

To Mena Apnay Ghar Ko BhooL Kar

Kawway K Ando Ko Paro Mai Thaam Leti Hai

Suna Hai

GhonsLay Se Jab Koyi Baccha Giray

To Sara JungLe Jaag Jata Hai

Suna Hai

Koyi PuL Toot Jaye Aur SeLaab Aa Jaye

To Kisi Lakri K Takhtay Per

GuLehri, Saanp, Cheeta Aur Bakri Sath Hotay Hain

Suna Hai

JungaLo Ka Bi Koyi Dastoor Hota Hai

KHUDA-e-MUNSIF-o-akbar !

Hamaray MuLk Mai Ab JungaLo Ka He Koyi Dastoor Nafiz Kar...
akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai

Shehad (Honey) Me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko

Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye

"Taj"ya"Takht"?

Anarkali:
Jahanpanah mujhe na Taj chahye aur na hi Takht

mujhe sirf 1 naya Connection chye

Talk shak ka :-)
Breaking News: Nawab akbar Bugti is alive.

He escaped from the back side of cave on his Honda CD70 and was shouting

"MAIN TE HONDA EE LAYSAAN"!
Naila nay zazia ko shabana nay shabnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko bushra nay babra ko farah ne farzana ko humera nay hameeda ko akbar nay asghar ko basheer nay babar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kashif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-akbar"