aankh SMS Messages740 messages

''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day

Aur

Aapki aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye

To

Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna

k


Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne aankh Maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''
''aankh se ansoo behte rahe
tha gham uski judai ka
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
din aya sagaai ka
farak na pada mehangai ka
vo keemti anguthiya pehante rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
beet gayi raat shehnai ki
aya din judai ka
vo mercedies mei beth ke alvida kehte rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
ankh se ansuu behte rahe''
Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,

Bujhti sansoon main mehak phir jaga gaya koi,

Kya ye such much pyar hai,

Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi.
Dosti karo TELENOR wali se.pyar kro INSTA wali se.date maro U FONE wali se aankh larao PAKTEL wali se Gift lo WARID wali se.or SHADI karo BAGAIR MOBILE wali se
Neend jab b mujhe aaghosh may leti hei
Aapka chehra nigahon may bus jata hei
Ek dum se meri aankh khul jati hei
Dil se yahi awaz ati hei










AMMI BHAOOOOOOOOOO
aankhon he Aankon ne,


aankhon he Ankhon se,


aankhon he Ankhon main,



Kaha..








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aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho
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