Theek ho SMS Messages10 messages

1 Shaks Ki Murghi Beemar Hui
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Tou Phir
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Tou Us Ne Murghi K Theek hony Ki Khushi Mein
1 'Bakra' Sadqa Ker Dia ...
=P =D
Difference between Good Friend and True Friend.

Good Friend comes to visit u in the hospital

with flower and goes.

But

A True Friend sits near u and says: yaar,

bohat tite nurse hai, aaram se Theek hona
Qurbat ki teri pyas hai Waisey to Theek hoon
Ek dard Dil k paas hai Waisey to Theek hoon
Dekha jo chand ko to koi yaad aa gaya
So Dil mera udas hai Waisey to Theek hoon
Tu mujh ko apni Zaat se bahar nahin mila
Ye dukh bhara qyas hai Waisey to Theek hoon
Gr ho na kuch umeed to ho jaoon pur sukoon
Ek be wajah si aas hai Waisey to Theek hoon
Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi Theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.
Kesay Ho Ab?

Theek ho?

Dard Ho Raha Hay?

Pain Killer Tablets Letay Rehna

Hajiyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se
Kya Karen Is K Baghair Hajj Nahi Hota.
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,


Mood Theek ho,


Time ho pass,


Sab kam chor k,


Thora ehsas ho to,


Dil mane to,

to

to

aik

(SMILE PLZ)
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main Theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?



Kyon ki agar operation Theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->
Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->
Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek ho
Jayegi ... "

Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->