Teri SMS Messages1016 messages

Shikwa Teri YaadOn Say Kuch Is Tarha Kia Hum Ne ,,
Hanstay Hanstay Dil kO Rula Diya hUm Ne ,,
Ek Lamha Diya Tu Ne Jeenay Ke Liye ,,
Aur Us Mai Zindagi kO Beeta Diya hUm Ne ,,
Ek Safay Pe Likhi Teri Yaad Ki Dastaan ,,
Doosra Hissa Khaali Hi Jala Diya hUm Ne ,,
Kis Baat Ki Maa’zrat Chahatay Hain wO ,,
Jis Baat kO Sun’ntay Hi Bhoola Diya hUm Ne ,,
Wo Kyun Nahi Aatay Humaray Pass ,,
Jin Ki RahOn Mai PalOn kO bicha Diya hUm Ne ..
Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai

Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare
Arz Kia He
Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati

Wah Wah kia bat hai

Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati


\(',') Girl FRIEND
'..(> Moti Ho
Me Nahi aati.
( ' _ ' )
/( )\
/ \ @ @ oye Teri khair itni moti.....
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.
Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)

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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy Teri haan... =P

Bari tezz hy tu? =D
Tere JISM pe main apne JISM Ko rakhon
Tere HONTON ko apne HONTON se MASLON

Tujhe Piyar main itni SHIDDAT se karon k Teri JAAN Nikal jaye
Us DARD se Teri Aankhon se AANSU Jhalak jaye

Tu TAN se or MANN se Sirf meri ho jaye
BADAN se Tere Lipta rahon or Subha ho jaye

SUBHA Tujh se jab main Pochon Teri RAAT ka AALAM
Tu Sharma kar Mere SEENE se Lag jaye.
Andhairi Raat K Lamhe Tamam Hone Tak,
Tujhe Hi Sochta Hoon Subho Se Shaam Hone Tak,

Main Aisa Jisam Hoon Jis Ki Rooh Bhi Tu Hai,
Adhuri Zaat Hoon Main Tere Naam Hone Tak,

Teri Aawaz Sun Na Loon To DIL Nahi Lagta,
Tarapta Rehta Hoon Tujh Se HUM Kalaam Hone Tak,

Teri Nazar Ki Keemat Pe Bik Raha Hai Koi,
Use Khareed Le Tu Mehnge Daam Hone Tak,

Ishq Ki Aag Jo Seene Mein Laga Baithe Hain,
Sulagti Rehti Hai Ye Neendein Haram Hone Tak
Banke Gajra Terey Baalon Mein Bikhar Jaon Mein
Misl-e-Kajal Teri Ankhaon Mein Sanwar jaon Main

Sans Banke Kabhi Nathnoan Se Kabhi Hontoan Se
Hoale Hoale Tere Seeney Mein Utar Jaon Main

Arzo Dil Ki Merey Jaan-e-Wafa Bass Hai Yehi
Terey Hontoan Pe Hansi Banke Nikhar Jaon Mein

Mar Ke Bhi Saath Rahe Teram Bas Ek Iske Liye
Khoon Banke Teri Rag Rag Mein Utar Jaon Mein
koi sham ati hai Teri yad le kar

koi sham jati hai Teri yad de kar

mujhe intizar hai us sham ka

jo aey tujhe sath le kar

Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, Teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?

Salay Bounced Cheque.

Zameen pe Liability.

Pedaishi Bad Debit.

Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k Teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay,
Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay,
Umar ho Teri sitaron jitni lambi,
Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.