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New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

life means

LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 Smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai

One who smokes

One who Smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!

A Sailor Ws Stuck

A Sailor Ws Stuck In An Island

Whr He Ws D Only Survivor.

He Made A Hut4his Sheltr.Day N Nite,

He Ws Prayin N Waitin4sum1 To Rescue Him

Bt No1came.He Stored Food In D Hut 4 his Survival,

Bt1day,D Hut Burned2ashes N Nothing

Ws Left Of It.He Ws So Angry,

He Said,"God,

Y Hav U Done Dis2me?!

"D Next Morning,Rescuers Came.

He Askd "Hw Did U Know Dat I Ws Hre?"

They Replied,"V Saw A Smoke Signal!"

Trust God Whn Misfortune Happens,

His Plans R Always Greater Than Ours.

A Man''s Love

A Man''s Love!
Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as Smoke loses itself in the sky.

Love is a smoke

Love is a Smoke made with the fume of sighs. Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers'' eyes. Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers'' tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall and a preserving sweet

~ William Shakespeare ~

SMOKE every

Smoke every day plz! Smoke means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 Smoke more

Once there was

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t Smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

|SMOKE|

|Smoke| S=Send,M=Me,O=One,K=Kool scrap,E=Every day !

if u dnt smoke, dnt drink,

if u dnt Smoke,
dnt drink,
dnt have gurl frnd,
dnt play cards,
no late nites,

then visit our site..
www.paida ku howa.com

There was ONe guy

There was ONe guy who used to Smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

There was ONe guy

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