Shakal SMS Messages32 messages

True meaning of "GIRL":

"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..

"I"=INNOCENT sirf Shakal se

"R"=RONE ki automatic machine

"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..


1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki Shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo Shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''
''Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
Shakal YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....''
Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri Shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki Shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri Shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki Shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
(@) Smiling....
(!.!) Crying...
(;) Angry...
(:) Bored...
(-)Proud...
(o) Hungry...
(,) Happy..
(?) Confused...
(-.-)Sleepy Jo marzi Shakal bana lo nahana to parega... Good day Dear
Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki Shakal

Liaquat ki shewani
Sir syed ki jawani

Nehru ki Chal
aur
Gandhi k baal de

AAMEEN.
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa

Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?

Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

teri Shakal nazar aati hai

tere khayalo me kho kar


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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!
* TALAASH GUMSHUDA *
Nam, Arbab Rahim
umar ka koi hisab nahi kyu ke us ki umr k KUTE Mar gae,adres kuchre ka dabba rang kaala, Suar jesi Shakal, 18 feb ko ghar se saikal pe nikla tha,.. jane kin gatron me chala gaya hy...
kisi bhi Bhai ya bahen ko dikhai de..SEEDHA GOLI maar de....shukriyaa . . . ;->
Shakalaka baby

Shakalaka baby

kapade dhoye dhoby....

Shakalaka baby

Shakalaka baby

hum sab khaye gobi......;->