Shaadi ka SMS Messages17 messages

Girl me us Admi se

Girl: Main us Aadmi se Shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)

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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P

Bari tezz hy tu? =D

Badshah Ne AeLaan

Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi karoonga..

Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!

1 din bandar bola

1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri Shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D

1 din bandar bola

1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri Shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D

hum tum se bohat

hum tum se bohat pyar karte hain
thora nahi bohat sa karte hain kya tum mujh se Shaadi karoge baad mein nahi abhi isi waqt karoge

Dali ne dali par

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne
uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski
Shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...

Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...

Woh Shaadi kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...

Mom:"Beti Bari ho

Mom:"Beti Bari ho kar kya karogi?"Beti:"Kuch nahi..Maa banongi,Parhoon gi,Shaadi karon gi...or kya?"Mom:"Jo karna hai karo par zara TARTEEB sahi rakhna".

Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane

Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey

Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi karwai Thi!

VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja

Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????

Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????

think!!!!!!!!!!!!

dono ki Shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se Shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??

arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....

Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya

Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya,

MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga,

ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe Shaadi ka ShaUq Hai,

ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe Shaadi ka ShaUq Hoga

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