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pathan

pathan went for interview

officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m Selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.

You’ve been given

You’ve been given feeling to me all night
And I can’t leave unless you''re leaving with me tonight
Now it’s not difficult to tell you''re Selecting
And I think you''re Selecting me
To lead you - can’t you see?

I wanna leave with you gotta take you home
I can see it inside my head
That if I leave with you and I get you home
you’re gonne love what I do when I’m on top of you
when I’m on top of you

be careful in selection

be careful in Selection of words bcz words spoken are like an
arrow shooted from a bow ur harsh words may bring scratches on
the cd of heart!

I am a psychologist

I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
Select one of the following digits
1 2 3 4 5

if you have Selected
1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid

God Has Given Us

God Has Given Us Two Gifts

One Is Choice & Other Is Chance

Choice Is To Select A Good Friend

&

Chance Is Too have A Best One Like U . . .

When time comes

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u Select someone who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts

What wil u select

What wil u Select 4 my personality..?

1.Blue Bangles
2.White Dress
3.Red Lipstick
4.Pink Earings
5.Silver Ring
6.Black Eye Makeup
7.Golden Shoes.

Reply.. Then i''ll tell u the answer..!

Blue Bangles: U think Im gud lukinG
White Dress:U think Im religious
Red Lipstick: U think Im hot Pink
Pink Earings: U think Im funky
Silver Ring: U love me
Black Eye Makeup: U think Im sexy
Golden Shoes: U think Im boring!

Select a vegetable

Select a vegetable for ur life partner..

Potato
Onion
Tomato
Carrot
Pea
Kheera
Mirch
Bhindi
Answer will b given after ur reply...

Potato=rehem dil
Onion=tez mizaj
Tomato=lover
Carrot=husband ki ghulam
Pea=smart
Khira=romantic
Mirch=batooni
Bhindi=ganga

Select any one

Select any one colour then I will tell U k aapki shadi kis tarah hogi..
Blue
Green
Pink
orange
red
purple
BlacK

Look result
Blue: Go against ur parents
Green:Love+Arange
Pink:Love Marriage
orange:Runner marriage
red:Arrange Marriage
purple:wid Friend
BlacK:No marriage

Select 1 Of Given

Select 1 Of Given Smells & Than I''ll Tell U
What Kind Of Person U r ???

1. MEHNDI
2. BAARISH K BAAD MITTI KI KHUSHBUU
3. KHAANE Ki
4. NAIL CLRZ
5. WALL PAINT
6. INK SMELL

MEHNDI = True & Luving Person

BAARISH = Sensitivve & Deep Thinker

KHAANE Ki = Greedy

NAIL CLRZ = Always Praise & Show Off

WALL PAINT = Love Family & Home

INK = Creative & Shy

SeLeCT oNE SoAp

Select oNE SoAp ...

N KnoW AbOuT Ur PArtnEr...

1: LUX

2: REXONA

3: DETOL

4: SAFEGARD

5: TIBBAT

6: CAPRi

7: HOOR

8: LETHERE

9: DOVE

ReplY MuST.... ;->

Apki wife apn

Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
Select A Number Then I''ll Tell U..
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10. . . ;->
replY... =P
Answers :

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;->

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