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Today''s Game!

Aapka Or Mera Rishta.

Plz Select Any 1 Number.

445, 663, 999, 881,
554, 336, 000, 118.

Reply is Must.


999: Khubsurat Ehsaas
000: Best Friend
445: Sincerity
554: Time Pass
663: G/F, B/F
336: Dil k Rishta
881: Love
118: Dhoka.
Select a Bird for Me and then I tell You What You Feel About Me!

Sparrow
Crow
Eagle1
Parrot
Pigeon
Penguin
Falcon

Reply Must

Answers:
Sparrow: I am innocent
Parrot: I am flirt
Eagle: U like me
Crow: We are best friends
Pigeon: U love me too much!
Penguin: I am cute
Falcon: I am dangerous for u!
Select 1 colour
And you Have to Do Whatever Comes In It
RED
PURPL
YELLO
BLUE
WHITE
BROWN
SILVER
GOLDEN
& Reply must


SILVER
Tell Me Your Life''s Biggest Achievement

Red
3 sentences in My praise

Golden
Cal me for 1 mint

YELLO
Tell Me Your Life unforgettable Day

WHITE
You Have To Kiss Me Whenever You meet In infront Of Everyone

BLUE
Pepsi Is DUE On You

BROWN
Send me Your 2 Favorite Msgs

Parple
Send me Balance Of 50 Rupees
Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len.

1. Sunday
2. Monday
3. Tuesday
4. Wednesday
5. Thursday
6. Friday
7. Saturday


Aur Us Din Mujhe Aftaari Pe Invite Kar Len. :-)
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were Selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

Yeh baat kisi aur
ko mat batana kiyon k
ye SmS sirf








''''SelectED
FAQIROON ko kiya ja raha hai
Sardar Selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
Aata Khatam

Gas Khatam

Petrol Khatam

Ghee Khatam

Taraqi Ki Janib Ek Ar Qadam

Vote For
''''Pakistan Mujrim League''''

Select Prime Minister
''''Chodri Azab-e-Ilahi'''' ;->
Try this magic
go to
WRITE MSG
Select
DICTIONARY T9
Ab Screen ko aik hath se chupalo aur yeh key press karo
4164771968
aur magic dekho
Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko Select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.
WOH KAHATE HAI HUM SE KE AAPKA MESSAGE CHURAYA HUWA HOTA HAI,
YU TO NET PAR SMS KA KHAZANA HOTA HAI,
KUCHCH TO KADAR KAR LO ZALIM,
AAKHIR SelectION TO HAMARA HOTA HAI
FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH
FOR COKE - AMIR
FOR MIRINDA - VIVEK
FOR THUMPS UP - AKSHAY
CONGRATULATIONS. ..
DESI DARU KE LIYE TUMHE Select KIYA HAI....