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Jun, 17 2010     237 chars (2 sms)     3076 views       Friendship

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Friendship Is Like Milking A Cow

If You Milk Too Often, You Won''t Get Much Milk.

If You Don''t Milk Enough, The Milk Is Sour And The Cow Is Soar.

But

If You Milk Regularly, The Milk Is Sweet, Plentiful,
And
The Cow Is Happy... <-:
10 persons in a day pray 4 u...i wil b one of them...
if 5 persons in a day pray 4 u .i will b 1 of them...i
f 1 person in a day pray 4 u ..i will b that one...
and if no one prey 4 u..it means..

MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN
Friend means



F: Fursat ho na ho



R: Raat ho ya din ho



I: Intezaar ho na ho



E: Ehsas ho na ho



N: Nibaho dil khol kay



D: Dosti kay rishtay ko



CHahe mulaqat ho na ho
Har khushi dil ke kareeb nahi hoti,

zindgi gum se door nahi hoti.

Sanjokar rakhna ye dosti humari,

ye dosti har kisi ko naseeb nahi hoti.
DOSTI ACHI HO TO RANG LATI HAI,
DOSTI GEHRI HO TO SAB KO BHATI HAI,
DOSTI NADAAN HO TI TOOT JATI HAI,
AUR DOSTI HUM JAISO SE HO TO HISTORY BUN JATI HAI
FRIENDZ
In The Heart
Are The Worst
Residents ...

1- They Capture
The Heart
(Qabza Group)

2- They Pay
No Rent
(Muftay)

3- They Don''t
Vacant Easily
(Dheet)

4- When They
Leave
The Place,
Is Broken
(Dehshat-Gard)
Friendx
Diz Is SpEcIaLy For You

If your heart is broken tell me, I''ll get the glue =P

If you are lost in life call me, I''ll come find you (=

If you''re sad =( please just text me, it''s my obligation to make you smile =)

n

If you''re happy let me know =D We''ll celebrate in a unique style. ;->
Friends R Like Delicate Flower...

They Dry Not Die..

However I M Cactus I Will Be Always

Poking U So That U Will Remember Me....
FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA,
IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ STRONG LIKE ROKE,
IT IZ KIND LIKE MOTHER, AND IT IZ SWEET LIKE U.
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling,

But

I realised tat loving a friend is even better,

we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends. :->
I might run out of cute graphics to send you
but i will never run out of this

CARE FOR YOU
Friendship is vast like Universe,
deep like Ocean, high like Sky,
strong like Iron, kind like Mother,
cute like Me, and sweet like U!