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Jun, 17 2010     237 chars (2 sms)     2652 views       Friendship

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A Friend Is One Who
Advise You To Study
Well

But

A Best Friend Is One
Who Stands In
Examination Hall n Says

"Abay Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya''n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->
Kese Batayen Ap Ki Yad Rozana Ati Hai

Kese Samjhayen Hamain Pal Pal Tarpati Hai

Qabar Ka Haal To Qabar Ka Murda Janta Hai

Phir Kiun Tumhai Samajah Man Naheen Ati Hai
True Friends are like Diamond
They are real and rare
And everyone want it

False Friends are like sand and dust
They are scattered everywhere
And everyone hate it.

Your are my diamond, Take cares of yourself
Remember, The Greatest Gift Is Not Found

In A Store Nor Under A Tree,

But In The Hearts Of True Friends.
Wh8 sweetnes is left in
lyf if U take away
"frndship"?
Robbing lyf of
"frndship" is lyk
robbing d sun of d wrld
A "true frnd" iz mre 2
b esteemd thn kinsfolk :)
kABHI Gamo se TumHari mulaqAT nA ho...
Udaas bethe ho aise koi baat na ho...
shiqayat ho to maaf kerdena...
fursat main bethe ho humien yaad ker lena....
Tera Taluq Mere L¡ye ek Tøhfa Ha Khuda Ka,
Jø Kab¡ Na Tøøtay Wø R¡shta Ha Wfa Ka
Hum Tuj Kø Kab¡ Bhula Na
Saken Gy
Tujh Se R¡shta Ha esa Jese Hath or Dua Ka
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
Love is A
Hand Watch.
Only one Person
Can See
The Time..


But,
Friendship is A
Wall Clock..
Every One Can
See The Time..
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your Friend
not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
A memory lasts 4Ever


Never Does it Die



True Freinds Stay 2Gether
And

Never say GOOD BY.
"A friend loves you, makes you feel alright, troubles are not troubles when you talk,

listen and accept you as you are, because you will feel the same and love the same......."