I am a psychologist

I am a psychologist
I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
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1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid
  

Jun, 17 2010     237 chars (2 sms)     3418 views       Friendship

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Raat ko pocha mujse chand sitaro ne
tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaro ne.
Maine kaha k bhule nhi hai fariyaad to karte honge,
mera sms pad k yaad to karte honge.
Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo
"JAAN" Deti Hy

Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo
"MUSKAAN" Deti Hy

Asli Dosti Tou Wo Hoti
Hy

Jo Paani Main Gira
"AANSUU" Bhi
Pehchaan Leti Hy
Life is a little foolish and v r all fools
wen v find some1 whose foolishness is EQUAL 2 ours

v fall in 2 mutual stupidity and call it FRIENDSHIP.
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
How friends break? both frnd will think the other is
busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .
As time passes both will think let the other contact.
After that each will think y should i contact.
Here ur love will be converted to hate.
Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.
They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will
meet and blame 1 another.
So keep in touch with all our frnds
D e D i C a T e D

Coffee Never Knew . . .
How Good It Could Taste
Before It Met Sugar, Water
And Milk . . .
We Friends Are Just The
Same . . .
We r Good
But When
We Meet We Become
The Best . . . =))
Aaj Rutha Hua 1 Dost Yad Aaya, Accha Guzra
Hua Waqt Yad Aaya, Jo Mere Dard Ko Sine Me
Chupa Leta Tha, Aaj Jab Dard Hua To Wo Bhut
Yad Aaya.
FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright

REAL FRIENDS:
galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae


FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing

REAL FRIENDS:
kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,
hamesha malang hi bna raen


FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha


FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga
tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.
ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.
100 Memories ...

200 Jokes ...

300 Great Times ...

400 Secrets ...

1 Reason ...

BEST FRIENDS ... (:

HaPpy fRieNdShIp dAy
Yaade hoti hai satane ke liye,
koi ruthta hai fir maan jane ke liye,
dost banana koi mushkil to nahi,
bus jaan tak chali jati hai use nibhane ke liye
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Time and distance are important between friends.
When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever.
I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!
Nahin pata tha ki zindagi mein
Aapsa bhi koi dost aayega....
Lekin agar Khuda ne bakshi Zindagi dobara
Toh aapki kasam vapas yeh dil aapki hi dosti ko chaahega