I am a psychologist

I am a psychologist
I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
select one of the following digits
1 2 3 4 5











if you have selected
1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid
  

Jun, 17 2010     237 chars (2 sms)     3206 views       Friendship

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Jisey DIL Ka Qalam Or Mohabat Ki Ink Kehte Hy,

Jisey Lamho Ki Kitaab Or Yaadon Ka Cover Kehte Hy,

Yehi Woh Subject Hy Jisey Log "FRIENDSHIP"
Kehte Hy . . ;->
Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain
Kyon Maangte Ho Andhere Apne Vaaste E Dost
Jab Hum Roshni Kharid Laaye Hai
Takeed Ki Hai Baharo Se K Tujhse Jaakar Mile
To Kyon Tere Aas Paas Gumon K Saaye Hai

Apne Labon Ko Kyon Siye Baithe Ho
Kya Chhupa Hai Dil Mein Saamne To Laao
Dard Ki Lakiron Ko Mitane Do Gallon Se
Tere Liye Har Lamhe Se Muskuraahte Samet Laaye Hai

Gar Karoge Bharosa Mujh Par Dost
Waada Hai Sada Saath Nibhaunga
Har Aansun Jo Ubhrega Teri Aankon Mein
Teri Ksam Apni Aankhon Mein Sahej Laaunga
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
Fr!eNdSh!p ...

!s a StRoNg & HaBiTuAl !nCl!nAtIoN

!n tWo PeRsOnS

To PrOmOtE

ThE gOoD & HaPp!nEsS

Of OnE aNoThEr ... :)
If you are alone, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow; if you need to be happpy, I’ll be your smile… but anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.
Hamari Dosti Aysi ho

k Tum

Har Raah

Har Nagar

Har Safar

Main milo

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Agar mai mar bhi jaoon tu....

Aglay he Din Barabar wali Qabar mai millo
The reality of the other person lies not in what he reveals to you but in what he cannot reveal to you. Therefore, if you would understand him, listen not to what he says but rather to what he does not say.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,,,,,,,,,,,,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

What R U Wondering At?

I Hv Killed All Those Who Were Between I & U.
"Just 4 Our Friendship"
When U Need SomeOne To b Beside U And NoOne Is Arround Just Gaze Up In The Sky
U Mite Not SEE Me But Be Sure That We Are Under The Same Sky . . .
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O O

GuD FRNDZ
r like a pair of SCISSOR.
Joined together
Often go in opposite directions Bt
Dey gve punishment to those who cum in b/w dem
Friends Are Like Fish

U have To Sit Patiently For A Long Tym To Catch A Nice One . . .

Just Like I Caught You

You Better Stay Nice Or Sould I Fry u . . . =)