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Jun, 17 2010     237 chars (2 sms)     2973 views       Friendship

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Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.
1day
Monday,
Went 2
Tuesday,
2 See
Wednesday,
& Ask
Thursday,
Whether
Friday
Has Told
Saturday
Dat
SUNDAY
Iz
"FRIENDSHIP DAY"
10 persons in a day pray 4 u...i wil b one of them...
if 5 persons in a day pray 4 u .i will b 1 of them...i
f 1 person in a day pray 4 u ..i will b that one...
and if no one prey 4 u..it means..

MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN
LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Jeans 2 formal
Pocketmoney 2 salary
Grlfrnd 2 wife
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine k kamine rhte hai
Friendship grows out of chance
Meeting a mere glance
& Then a smie
& Touches the heart in
More ways then one
Isn''t it great
How We have grown
From being perfect strangers
To who We Are today
I''m fortunate to have found
A wonderful Friend like YOU

Happy Friendship Day
Friends Shud Like "ZEROs"

When U Try To Add, Subtrct, Multiply
They Are Same

n

When U Try To Divide They Become "INFINITY" :)
Sometime its better to bunk a class & do masti with friends...Bcoz
Today
when i look back....
Marks never make me laugh but memories
Do....
Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art....
It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival.
knock on ma heart n door will b open for cute friends
but it doesn''t apply to u becoz
u dont hve to knock anymore
u r already in ma heart
nahi ban jata koi yu hi dil lagane se,
karni padti hai dua rab se sachcha dost pane me,
rakhna sambhal ke dosti apni,
tod na dena ye kisi ke bahkane se.
aap ki dosti ka ehsaan maante hain.
nibana apna eman maante hain.
hum wo nahi jo dosti main apna jan daingai,
kyunkeh aap ko hum apni jaan maante hain
FRENDSHIP is Wen U hav a huge fight;
decide to break all relations.....

den u decide 2 put aside ur egos, hug each other n say,
aye NAUTANKI, I NEED U yaar.....