I am a psychologist

I am a psychologist
I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
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1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid
  

Jun, 17 2010     237 chars (2 sms)     2201 views       Friendship

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The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...
Keep
Me
As
A
Friend
I''ll
Keep
u
In
My
Heart
Lock It Up
&
Throw
Away
The Key
So
That
NoOne
Can
Take
U
Away
From
Me. . .
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Dil dard ke samander me doob gaya,
magar in ankho se roya na gaya,
Tha itna pyaar ess Dil me k,
uske bagair kabar me bhi soya na gaya
Real Friends do not get offended

when you insult them.

They smile and call you something

even more offensive :P ;)
Whn U Win, Evr1
Takes Pride In
Celebrating Ur
Victory
But Whn U Lose
Onlt True Frnds
Hold Ur Hand
Sit By Ur Side
& Say














"Jahan Jana Zaleel
Hi Kerwana" ;->
Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->
A Friend

Is One Of The Nicest Thing

You Can Have

And

One Of the Best Things

You Can be ... :)
heart is like crystal...
preserve it,
love is like perfume....
spread it,
feelings are like flood...
flow it,
friendship is like umbrella,,,,

come lets share it..

”H” is for Happiness The way I feel when we are together.

”I” is for Inseparable Through good times and bad, tears and
laughter. A friend will always be there for you.

”P” is for Perfect The friendship.......
I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won''t be broken.
I can''t
recall
how the two of us
started
to
know
each other.

All I know is
there''s something
in you that makes me
feel fine!

So i hope
you''ll never
change
and be the
same person
whom I''ve
known from the
start..