Without humor

Without humor
Without humor, life sucks.
Without love, life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
Life is nearly impossible.
  

Jun, 17 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     2691 views       Friendship

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A ALLAH SE DARO

B BISMILLA SE SHURU KARO

C CHOR KO SAZADO

D DEEN SEEKHO

E EILUM HASIL KARO

F FARZ ADA KARO

G GUSSA MAT KARO

H HAJ KARA

I IBADAT KARO

J JANNAT MILEGI

K KALIMA YAAD KARO

L LAILAHA ILLALLAH

M MOHAMMADUR RASULLAH

N NAMAZ PADHO

O OMAR KA LIHAZ KARO

P PARDA KARA

Q QURAN PARHO

R ROZA RAKHO

S SHUKRIYA ADA KARO

T TAUBA KARO

U UMMEED RAKO

V VAZOO KARO

W WAQAT KA LIHAZ KARO

X XTRA NAFIL PADO

Y YAKEEN KARO

Z ZIKR ALLAH KA KARTY RAHO!
is Ka Wajood Nahi Wo hasti Kis Kaam ki

Jahan Dil Na Lage Wo basti Kis Kaam Ki

Yaad Aap Ki Aaye Aur Hum SMS Na Kaaren

Tou Phir Aisi Dosti Kis Kaam ki . . . ;->
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->
True Frendship Doesnt Alwayz Come When Da Talk B/w 2 People Is Frequent
It Comz When Da Silence B/w Dem Is Comfortable
Every Friend Can Say

"I Can Understand Ur Feelings".

But A True Friend Will

Always Say

I Can Feel Ur Feelings".

That Is D True Love F A Frnd
Dost Banana Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Khush Rehna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Door Reh Ker Bhi Paas Hote Ho Tum
Tum Se Baat Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Rona Nahi Ata Mujhay Shayed
Hansna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Phoolon Me Khushboo Hi Na Sahi
Per Khushboo Ko Mahsoos Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Zindgai Udaas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,
Dosti Sirf Paas Hone Ka Naam,
Agar Tum Door Rehkar Bhi Hame Yaad Rakho. Isase Badkar Hame Koi Enaam Nahi..
Even if ur sms is not coming,

I think U r sendng sms

but its not delivered.

Even if U r not calling,

I think U r trying

but the network is jammed.

Bcos, Believing is most important in fndshp.
Muskurana hi to zindgi nahi hoti.
oumar bitana hi to zindgi nahi hoti.
khud ko mitana parta ha dosti ma.
kyun k dost kehna hi dosti nahi hoti.

Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi...
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile,
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi.....
Rahe pardes me to vatan ki yaad Aayi,

Khai thoker to Maa- Baap ki yaad Aayi.

Dushman mile zindagi me bahut,

Lekin dosti ke naam se bas Aapki yaad Aayi