Rasta SMS Messages158 messages

Yeh Dukh Dill Say Nahi Taltey !
Jo Uss Ne Haath Choura To...
Mujhey Rastay Nahi miltay ..!!!
Dushman mere khusiyOn ka zamana hi nahi tha
Tum ne bhi kabhi apna to jana hi nahi tha

Kia karta akaila main saja kar kOi mEhfil
Jab shehar main kisi ne nibahna hi nahi tha

Dil ne to bOhat chaha magar kis tarah jeetay
JeenaY k liye kOi bahana hi nahi tha

Mur mur k dekhta raha maiN Umar bhar magar
Tum aaye nahi tum ko to aana hi nahi tha

Aik Rasta bacha tha wO bhi lotne ka tha
Jata main kahaN kOi thikana hi nahi tha

Ab jhuk k mere lash ko jhinjhOr rahe ho
Jaise tumhare "SHAYAR" ko jana hi nahi tha
Ruth gya hai mujhko manane waala Ab koi nahi naaz mera uthaane wala Per jaane kya sonchta hai Yeh khula darwaaza Shayad Rasta bhool gaya, aaane waaala
Baatein kartay hont achaanak ruk jaatay aur,
Aankhain uss k peechay peechay chal parti theen,
Dhyaan ka Rastaa kho jaata tha.
Mehfil mein jis simt Woh jaati,
Kamaray ka woh hissa yak-dam roshan ho jaata tha.
Jaadugar theen aankhain Uss ki,
Palkain theen ek Raaz!!
Rooh mein jhilmil ker daiti thi,
Aisi thi Awaaz!!!
mohabbat kerne wale tu sath sath chalte hain...
Rasta tu bewafa logye badel te hain...
tera chehra hai jab se meri ankhoon main...
meri ankhoon se logye jalte hain...
qeymat koi nahi jaanta in rone wali ankhoon ki...
sewaye iun logoon ke jin ko mohaabt ke safer main roswaye mili ho...
Aik din aik sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae.
Osne baap ki photo qabRastan main aik tree per laga di aur os k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"
''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
Tere liye "CHAND TAREY" tor don
Bas tu aik bar "HANS" k dekh lay
Teri Kasam tere saray "DAANT" tor don.''
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...




1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.




2nd sardar: agar koi bomb Rastay main phat gaya to?





1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.
aap kahin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk Rastay main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
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sochain ahi aur sochain
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aray bhaee osay bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .




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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI Rasta , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
Pathan ko Rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.
Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.
Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->
Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == Aakhri Rasta