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Sender: SWEET +92??????????

Sender:
SWEET
+92??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9298xx?????? (NEXT two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+92XXXXXX???? (NEXT two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
NEXT day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
.
.
Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........

Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
NEXT day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
.
.
Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........

A good friend will bail

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting NEXT to you saying,

"damn v screwed it up but that was fun!"

The worst way of missing some one is...

The worst way of missing some one is...

like sitting NEXT to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->

We had Submissions in college.

We had Submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

NEXT guy was given a " very late" remark.

And the NEXT was a " very very late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->

A man drinking

A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man NEXT 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

Women recall every

Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor NEXT to the bed.

. A man got

2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
NEXT moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa NEXT to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

If Some1 Asks Me

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit NEXT 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey

Sunnys Teacher Sent

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The NEXT Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

A Woman Gets

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man NEXT To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

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