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A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man NEXT To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
duniya ka sab sey barda joke,



"mujhe bardy joke nahee aatey"
better luck NEXT time
NEXT Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier

League Same As Ipl

Bt Only One Difference Is The



Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton NEXT To It?

Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child
What Is The NEXT Thing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

I Was In Temple

When A Guy NEXT

To Me Lite A Cigarete

Frm The Arti.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle
Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki NEXT Week

Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai...

Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K

Aatta Chawal Gosht Sab

Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain...

Magar Maine Unse Kaha K

Aane Wala Apna Rizq

Saath Le Kar Aata Hai...

To Apna Khana Saath Le Kar

Aana Waise Hum

Log Biryani Shoq Se Khate Hain...OK...
If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,

I Wud Sit NEXT To U

Pull U Close To Me

Put My Arms Around U

And

Say Proudly








LOVING ANIMALS
That''s Humanity :P ;->
If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?

I Wud Sit NEXT To You,

Pull You Close To Me,

Put My Arms Around You

And Say Proudly ...



















"Loving Animals"

That''s Humanity ... ;->
A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,

She Says To A Man NEXT To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !

The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

NEXT Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

NEXT Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->