Mubarak SMS Messages240 messages

O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID Mubarak
Tu Meri Duaon Mein Shamil Hai is Tarha..

Pholon Mein Hoti Hai Khushbu Jis Tarha..

ALLAH Tumhari Zindagi Mein Itni Khushiyan Dey..

Zameen Per Hoti Hai Barish Jis Tarha…

Aameen…

EiD Ka Chand Mubarak…….
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‘ y””+”y’

After Few Days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) Will come,
I am the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
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Also Sending a cow as your EID Gift.
‘A Real Love Story
Ek Larkey ko larki Se Pyar Ho Geya.
Larki:
Tum Mere Lye Kia Kar Sakty Ho,
Larka:
Jo Tum Kaho wo Kron Ga ,
Larki:
Agar Tum Mujse Sachi Mohbat Krty Ho To Apne Baap ka Dil Lekr Ao,
Larka Dil le aya.
Larki ne us Larke se Shadi Karli Larki Ne Wo Dil Theli Mein Dal k Apny Room Mein Latka Dia
30 Sal Bad Jab Uska Beta Bara Ho ke doctor Bana To Usne Us Dil ka Checkup Kia to wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or Usne Andaza Lagaya k..
Abba Ne Amma Ko Bewakof Bnaya Tha :)
Bakray Se Yaad Aya k Apko B
Bakra Eid Mubarak in Advance!
Its My Style To Wish U With Smile & Love…
Teri Yadon Ki Hifazat Kaise Karon Dost?
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Mera To Apna Bakra Koi Khol Kar Le Geya…
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Dekh Yaar Udher To Nai :O
Aysa Lagta Tha Woh :(

Bakra Eid Mubarak
EiD Mubarak

I HopE iM thE First Who Send u This Msg
Dont Smile Jan|x . . .

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Bakra EiD Ki Baat Kar Raha hon… :p…
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN Mubarak ho..
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID Mubarak"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR Mubarak"
Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha
Na juban se,

Na nigahin se,

Na dimag se,

Na rango se,

Na greetings se,

Na gift se,

Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...
Eccha Golo Akas Cholo,Vaslo Meghar Sari,
Khusir Jhora Tepantore Hridoy Dilo Pari,
Moner Maje Setar Baje Khusita Mon Saje,
Eidar Din Huq Rongin Ai Kamonate...
EID Mubarak
hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay "Happy Ramadan ul Mubarak" kehte hain