Mote SMS Messages10 messages

Oh ALLAH

The Person reading
this, Help Him/Her
live a beautiful life,
proMote Him/Her &
cause Him/Her 2 excel
beyond expectations
Help Him/Her 2 shine in
the darkest places &
give Him/Her love where
it''s impossible. Above
all give Him/Her
Jannah ...

~ Aamiin ~
Fr!eNdSh!p ...

!s a StRoNg & HaBiTuAl !nCl!nAtIoN

!n tWo PeRsOnS

To PrOMote

ThE gOoD & HaPp!nEsS

Of OnE aNoThEr ... :)
What Can You Do To ProMote World Peace ?

Go Home And Love Your Family...

~ Mother Teresa ~
Ek larki thi dewani C

Mobile lekr chlati thi

Nazren jhuka k

Sharma k

Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi

Kuch krna tha shayad usko

Pr jane kis se drti thi

Jb b mlti thi muj se

Yehi pucha krti thi

Ye ON kese hota hai
Ye ON kese hota hai

Aur main sirf yahi kehta tha
Ye mob nhi


T.V ka reMote hai.
Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter

Cycle Le Kr Dain,

Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain,

Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane

K Lye Or Dosri Break Lagane K Lye....! ;->
Man to Motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->


Man to Motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards


Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a reMote control :D