Mere liye SMS Messages50 messages

''Banane Wale ne ek dost Mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''
Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone Mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone Mere liye tha!
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
Order Diya...

1st: Mere liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..

2nd: Mere liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..
ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

''Aj se tum he meri zindagi ho,
pyar ho,
tamanna ho..!

Biwi- Mere liye b aj se aap he SaiF ho SHaHrUkh ho AuR SaLmaN ho... ;->
2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath

2nd : Mere liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Tamam Umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy

DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->
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SpeciAL TEA

1 Mere liye

Or

Doosri

B

Mere liye...

Tujko ChAhyE Tu Apni BAnA k P ;->
Mufte :p
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.

1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->



Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.


Takhleeq Aasamaan Pe Wo Mere liye Hua Hai
FARAZ
Mana K Iss Zameen Pe Wo MEra Nahi HAi WO