Mar jaon SMS Messages13 messages

ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me Mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye
Zehar daitay hain aur kahtay hain k lena ho ga,
jab main le loon to kehtay hain k peena ho ga!
jab main pee loon to kehtay hain martay kiun nahi?
jab main Mar jaon to kehtay hain jeena hoo ga!
dis shair is nt mine
aik raah pe sari umar chale
aik dooje ko na samajh sake...
jeewan ka safa anjaan safar
be kashish, be araam safar....
jeewan k kisi bhi dukh sukh mein
woh mere saath shareek nahe...
hum donu mein aik rishta hai
per jazboon ki tehreek nahe...
jaari hai magr anjaan safar
mein sochta hun aik din yunhi
woh mujhse juda hojaegi....
ya pehle mein Mar jaonga.
ya shayed woh mar jaegi...
phir loug kahenge, inka ye rishta kitna sacha tha....
per kisko khabar, sara jeewan
woh tanha thi, mein tanha tha....
Aik Rah Per Sari Umer Chaley
Ek Dojey Ko Na Samjh Sakey
Jeevan Ka Safer Anjaan Safer
Bay_Khahish Bay_Araam Safer
Jevan K Kissi Bhi Dukh Sukh Main
Woh Meray Saath Shareek Nahin
Hum Dono Main Ek Rishta Hai
Per Jazboon Ki Tehreek Nahin
Jari Hai, Mager Anjaan Safer
Main Sochta Hoon Aik Din Yunhi
Woh Mujh Sey Juda Ho Jayegi
Ya Pehlay Main Mar jaon Ga
Ya Shaid Woh Mar Jayegi
Phir Loug Kahin Gay Inka
Yeh Rishta Kitna Sacha Tha
Per Kiss Ko Khaber, Sara Jeevan
Main Tanha Th...
Woh Tanha Thi....
Mar jaonga Bakhsis Ki Dhuai Nahi Doonga
Sacahi Ka mujrim Hoon Safai Nahi Doonga
Mer k Bhi Meri Rooh Tere pass Rahe Ge
Mein Samne Aa Ke Bhi dikhai Nahi Doonga
~Tera Na Ho Saka To Mar jaon Ga Fraaz...


~Kitna Khubsurat Wo Jhoot Bolta Tha...
Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main Mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye Mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye Mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->