Mar jao SMS Messages25 messages

IK Pashemaa''n See Hasraat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy,,

Ab Wohi Larki Mohabbat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy..


Main Tu Mehdood Lamhoon Me Milla Tha Us Se,,

Phir Bhi Wo Kitni Wazahat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy..


Jis Ne Socha He Na Tha Hijr Ka Momkin Hona,,

Dukh Me Dobee Hoi Herat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy..


Main Tu Mar jaoon Agar Sochne Lag Jaoon Usy,,

Aur Wo Kitni Sahollat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy..


Grche Ab Trk-e-Mrasim Ko Bohat Deir Hoi,,

Ab Bhi Wo Mere Ijazat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy..
Mein Mar jao yeh us ki
dua hai...

FARAZ

Or us ki har dua kabool ho
yeh meri dua hai...
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu Mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mar jao Ge Aise Hi Har Roz Laga Laga K Zor

Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI Churan Khate Kion Nahi... ;->
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai

Wo Aisay bachai k

Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?

Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar jao ga

Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai

Wo Aisay bachai k

Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?

Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar jao ga

Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!
Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main Mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye Mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye Mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->