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Dil Main Hamesha Ik

Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,

Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,

Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?

K Mera Dost ?

Kuttay Ki Neend So Raha Hay?

Fanta Piyo

Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main

Cheel Uri

Cheel Uri..

Kaw_Wa Ura..

Maina Uri..

Gadha Ura..

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . . :->

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen

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Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.

Assalam-O-Alaikum!

Assalam-O-Alaikum!

Ramazan ul mubarak k pooray mahinay Main parhay janay walay wazaif

* rozana 1200 martaba kalma tayaba( pehla kalma) din bhar Main kisi bhi waqt
kisi bhi namaz k baad

* aik mukamal quran pak poray mahinay Main

* rozana namaz isha k baad 2 namaz toba aur 2 rakat namaz shukrana ada karain

See/Print Wazifa In Urdu/Arabic.

Mature

Mature

Hansa : Mature Matlab ?

Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .

Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya Tha

Tab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??

Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .

Mujhe Chodd Do . . .

"Main CHOR NAHI HOON"

Main Chor . . .

Main Chor . . .

Mature

Acha Acha . . .

Praful Increase Matlab

Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .

bottle main Pepsi

bottle Main Pepsi say zyaada
....used Socks Main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami Main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai Main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan Main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

poetry of a sarda

poetry of a sardar:

sajno arz kita aa

kutta mar gaya razai wich
ah ha kia baataan

kutta mar gaya razai wich
Main mar gaya teri judai wich

kukri haraam ho gayi
tere ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi

Main jis din bhula

Main jis din bhula doo tera pyar dil se,
Woh din akhri ho meri zindagi ka,
Yeh Ankhen usi raat andhi hojaye,
Jo ter siva dehken sapna kisi aur ka..!

Be Khaber Apne

Be Khaber Apne Dil Se Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi,
Ye Or Baat Hai Manta Dil Ki Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi,
Ab Dekhiye Kya Hota Hai Anjaam Dono Ka Dono Hain Sheesha Mizaaj,
Toot Ker Jurne Wala Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi. LOVE U JANU !!!

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