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PAthAn 2 BosS

PAthAn 2 BosS: MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy
LihAzA MEri TAnkhwAh bArhAi jAyE!

BoSS: YAAr MEri bAAt suNo Main ApNi FActory ChALAon yA TuMhAri... ;->

Aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait Main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

Love never Dies..

Love never Dies..

It reMains forever

&

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...

Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)

Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata

Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,

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Warid

Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k Main zong use kar0n;-)

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor

NAFSYAT ki class Main profesor ne chuhe
k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana
rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe
ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr
dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,
bhook Main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->

Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay

Ek bacha khait Main aalu nikalnay
Main dada ki help ker raha tha
thak ker bola.
" aap nay yeh sab zameen Main dabaiy
he kion thay ."=P;->

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi"

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Friend 2 Sheikh:

Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do Main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ

Karachi Main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI Main hai,
Na Taj Main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay Main hai,

Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay Main hai.

Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain

Mard, orat, heejrey Main koi farq nahi hai Faraz,

Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain . . . ;^>

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda

Pakistan Main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy

Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,

aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->

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