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Chaha tou bohat Lakin woh mile hi nahin

Lakh koshish ki magar yeh faasla mita hi nahin

Is zamane ne majboor hi is qadar kia tha

K meri kisi sada par woh thehre hi nahin !~!

Khuda se jholi phela kar manga tha !~!

ussay Khuda ne meri dua ko shayad suna hi nahin !~!

Hur aik se sabab poocha terey na milney ka !~!

Hur aik ne kaha woh tere liye bane hi nahin !~!

Main apni tamam koshishoon k bawajood tujhey har gaya ~!

Aur tu ussay mil gaye jis ne tujhey kabhi manga hi nahin !~!
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"

Lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:






Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
Teacher: Aesi jga ka nam btao jise bnaya to admi ne hy Lakin phir b wo wahan nhi ja skta?


Student kafi dair sochne k bad bola:


Ladies toilet
Naraz ho kia?

Lakin muj se kyun?

Mana k bohat taklif me ho

Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th

yaur sab ne 7,7 pathar mare,

Un me ma tu nai the na?
aap kahin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain Lakin achanak apk rastay main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
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sochain ahi aur sochain
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aray bhaee osay bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)
Bari mushkil se hum rat ko asman se ap k liye

* CHAND *Or * TARAY *

Lany gae Lakin wahan ja kar yaad aya k

* SHAPER *To hum ghar bhool aay
Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli


Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
Laki Ne Poocha :
‘’Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?’’


Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai

Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !
Bacheoo ka deewana hua
Raat ko nahana hua
Phata pajama hua
Nalaeeq zamana hua
Bagharat parwana hua
Aankhoo sa sharmana hua
Lakin asal ma bagharat hua
ku keh ma larkiyooo ka deewana hua.....
What a Wondrful Drama..
Writen by Dr Farooq Sattar
Cast:
Hero:Altaf bhai
Heroen:Altaf
Vilan:Altaf
Drama Name
"Istifa,topi ya chaLaki"
Altaf, Altaf.. Bajao tali.
Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?



Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"


Memon Ne ChaaLaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D