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Molvi

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki Khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-

ansu na hotay.

Ansu na hote to ankhe itni Khubsurt
na hoti,
dard na hota to khushi ki keemat na
hoti,
agar mil jata koi chahne se
to dunia mein upparwale ki jarurt na hoti.

"Golden Tip''s"

"Golden Tip''s"

Paon Beshak Phisal Jaye,Lekin Zaban Ko Na Phisalne 2.

Aj Amal Hy,Hisab Nai,Lekin Kal Hisab Hoga,Amal Nai.

Jhoot Bol K Jet Jane Se,Such Bol K Har Jana Behter Hy.

Khubsurti Kapron Se Nahi,Ilm-O-Adab Se Hoti Hai.

Ibratein Beshumar Hain,Magar In Ka Asar Lene Wale Buhat Kam Hain.

Ek-Khubsurti

Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo

Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana

Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.

"Phool Insano Se Zyada

"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"

Jesy K "AAP"

Ko

SMS Karne wala..

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki Khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho

2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...

larka larki molvi k

humayun sirf mera hai

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho

2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...

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