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Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise hogi
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm se
Dil ki har bat ankahi tm se.......... ...
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ye bhi
bari mushkil hai dil lagi tm se
Kash ke main keh sakoon ke tm kya ho
Hai mere dil main chandni tm se
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ke mujhe
Baat karni hai zaroori tm se
Kash ke ye bhi kabhi pooch sakoon
Kaise hoti hai berukhi tm se
Kash wo waqt bhi ajaye ke ho
meri duniya main roshni tm se
Kash ye raz keh sakoon main kabhi
Hai ahseen meri shairi tm se
Kash lafzon main kabhi keh paoon
Mil ke hoti hai jo khushi tm se
Kash ye umr yoon guzar jaye
meri yadain rahain saji tm se.
Na mein paas usko bula
Saka,
Na mein dil ki baat bata
Saka,
Woh hansi hansi mein
Chal dia,
K mein haath tak na hila
Saka,
Yun hi sochta rahadur
Tak,
Magar usko kuch na bata
Saka,
Yeh maqam hi tha ajeeb
Sa,
K mein khud ko bhe na bacha
Saka,
Woh juda bhi Kaise howa
Ke mein,
Koi rasam tak na nibha
Saka...
Breaking News...
Dhammaka Khabar..

TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua...
Kaise hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..


G Basheer g



Basheer G...!!



Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..
Badalti rut ka ishara dekhte hain

Ab Kaise ho ga guzara dekhte hain

Muhabbat ki yeh rasam bhi kitni ajeeb hai

Jaane wale palat kar dobara dekhte hain

Doobne waale doobne se zara pehle

Aik ummeed par kinara dekhte hain

Teri Khudaai se gilah hone lagta hai

Jab duniya men koi be-sahara dekhte hain

Kya muhabbat hamain bhi raas aaye gi
"Sajid"

Aao apna apna sitara dekhte hain.
Mai Ne Poocha Kaise ho
Badley Ho Ya Waise Ho
Roop Wohi Andaz Wohi
Ya Phir Is Mein Hoi Kami
Hijr Ka Kuch Ehsas To Ho Ga
Koi Tumhare Pass To Ho Ga
Mai Bichra ye Majboori Thi
Kab Manzoor Mujhe Doori Thi
Saath Hamara Kab Choota Hai
Rooh Ka Rishta Kab Toota Hai
Aankh Se Jo Aansu Behte Hain
Tum Ko Khabar Hai Kya Kehte Hain?
Mai Ne Kaha Awaz Tumhari
Aaj Bhi Hai Hamraz Hamari
Phool Wafa K Khil Jayen Ge
Ik Din Hum Phir Mil Jayen Ge
mujh se vaqif to mere jism ka saya bhi na tha
Kaise ho jata tumhara main Khud apna bhi na tha,
jitana mayus hai vo shaKhs bichar kar mujh se
itnii shiddat se to main ne use chaaha bhi na tha,
jaise ilzam lagaye hain mere sar us ne
aisi nazaron se to main ne use dekhaa bhi na tha
merii aavaaz kaa Gham shahar ne jana kaise
main to us bhiid main Khamosh tha bola bhi na tha......!!!!
Kaise ho tum jo chodkar ja rahe ho,
aapne sab kasmey wadey todkar ja rahe ho,
teri dosti pe bahot yakin tha humko,
phir kis liye tum muh modkar ja rahe ho...


A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha Kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->


A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha Kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...





..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..





.Baat ho to Kaise ho.



Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''