Jhut SMS Messages11 messages

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne Jhut bolne k bad
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: Jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de Jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!
Khushi Ko Karo Save
Rishto Ko Karo Recharge
Dosti Ko Download
Dushmani Ko Erase
Sach Ko Broadcast
Jhuth Ko Switch Off
Tension Ko Not Reachable
Pyar Ki Incoming On
Nafrat Ki Outgoing Off
Language Ko Control
Hassi Ka Outbox Full
Aansu Ka Inbox Khali
Gusse Ko Hold
Muskan Ko Sent
Help Ko Ok
Self Ko Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Vibrate…

Always Be Happy
&
Good Morning
Na zindagi mili na wafa mili
Najany kyou hum say har khushi khaf mili
Jhuti muskan liye apnay ghum chupatay rahay
Sachi mohabbat karnay ki bhi kia khoob saza mili
Humsafar ne ki bewafai humse
To ashiyan bhi amnoon ho gayi
Ab apne khayalon ke safar me dil tute
To hume gumnaami ke raste mil gayi
Aj un aafsanon ki arzoo me dharkane gum ho gayi
To yeh badnaseeb asra un sarkonme kahin kho si gayi
Aj un badnaam gali me kahin kho gaye humari alfaaz
Yeh badnaami ke ajeeb ittefaq hain unki humse aitraaz
Yeh badnaseeb zarhanawazi kare us chehre ki armaan
Sau chehreke ek chehrese juri hay humari dastaan
Us chirag ki kasam aj ruswayi liye mohabbat ke saaz
Wah kismat! itmaam humsafar ke bewafai huye raaz
Ja aj batade us bewafase ki humne jala diye woh paygaam
Kasam us bewafai ki, manzoor hay hume Jhute ilzaam.
Yeh soch kar us ki har baat ko sach maana hai Faraz...



Ke itnay khoobsurat lab Jhuth kaise bolain gay...
Aansu aankhon se girnay ka takaza na karo,
Ru''Ba''Ru un k mujhe itna bhi ruswa na karo,
Zakhm sehnay ki sakat bhi nahi ab to dil mei,
Dard barhta hai mujhe pyar se dekha na karo,

Charah sazo ye mera dard nahi qismat hai,
Jhuti taskeen se mere gham ka madawa na karo,

Pyar to de na sakay yadain hi dete jao,
Chornay wale mujhe itna bhi tanha na karo,

Nazah k waqt "SaaMer" to na lo naam unka,
Aakhri waqt mei to pyar ko ruswa na karo.
Mujhase Bichhad Ke Khush Rahate Ho,
Meri Tarah Tum Bhi Jhuthe Ho

iK Tahani Par Chaand Tika Tha,
Main Ye Samajha Tum Baithe Ho

Ujale Ujale Phuul Khile The,
Bilkul Jaise Tum Hanste Ho

Mujh Ko Shaam Bata Deti Hai,
Tum Kaise Kapade Pahane Ho

Tum Tanaha Duniya Se Ladoge,
Bachchon Si Baaten Karate Ho.
Kub Tak Dil ka Aaine Main Mera Aks çhupaoge

Kab Tak Rahoge khafa kabhi To Maan Jaoge

Mujhe ßhoolne ki çhah Main kahien khud ko Na ßhula Dena

Dil k §abhi Raston Main §irf Mujhe Hi Paoge

Mera Aks Tumhari Ankhon Main Har Pal Jhilmilata Hy

Mohabbat ki Haqeeqat ko kab Tak Jhutlaoge

Rasm-E-Duniya He §amajh ka kabhi To Izhaar kar Dena

Yeh Lamhey Rooth Gaye To Umar ßhar Pachtaoge
''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )

Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''