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2 Frnds AapAs

2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu CHutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu CHutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon CHutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 CHutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo CHutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo CHutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh CHutiyA jo CHutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->

Abb jo bichray hain

Abb jo bichray hain to ahsaas hua hay hum ko
Dard kya huta hay tanhaii kisay kahtay hain
Chaar su goonjti ruswaii kisay kahtay hain
Abb jo bichray hain to ahsaas hua hay hum ko
Koi lamha hu teri yaad main kho jatay hain
Abb tu khud ko bhi mayassar nahin aa patay hain
Raat hu din hu teray piyar main hum bahtay hain
Dard kya huta hay tanhaii kisay kahtay hain
Abb jo bichray hain to ahsaas hua hay hum ko
Yun tu duniya ki her ik cheez haseen Huti hay
Pyar se barh kay magar kuch bhi nahin Huti hay
Raasta roak kay her ik se yehi kahtay hain
Abb jo bichray hain to ahsaas hua hay hum ko
Dard kya huta hay tanhaii kisay kahtay hain

Na zindagi mili na

Na zindagi mili na wafa mili
Najany kyou hum say har khushi khaf mili
JHuti muskan liye apnay ghum chupatay rahay
Sachi mohabbat karnay ki bhi kia khoob saza mili

Aansu aankhon se girnay ka takaza na karo,

Aansu aankhon se girnay ka takaza na karo,
Ru''Ba''Ru un k mujhe itna bhi ruswa na karo,
Zakhm sehnay ki sakat bhi nahi ab to dil mei,
Dard barhta hai mujhe pyar se dekha na karo,

Charah sazo ye mera dard nahi qismat hai,
JHuti taskeen se mere gham ka madawa na karo,

Pyar to de na sakay yadain hi dete jao,
Chornay wale mujhe itna bhi tanha na karo,

Nazah k waqt "SaaMer" to na lo naam unka,
Aakhri waqt mei to pyar ko ruswa na karo.

ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,

ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,
ADMI ko 1 Din BEEMAAR bhi hona Chahiye,
Apni YAADON se Keh do 1 Din ki CHHuti de den,
Aakhir ISHQ me ITWAAR bhi hona Chahiy@@

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko CHutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.

ishq hai to izhaar

ishq hai to izhaar b hona chahiye admi ko shakal se bimar b hona chahiye yadon se kehdo 1 din ki chHuti de do
;;;
;;;
aakhir ishq main irtwaar b hona chahiye..

A NEPALI

A NEPALI Couple Named Der 1st Baby Bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Baby Behen Chung BHutiya.
3rd A Negro Was Born Dey Named Him.

" Ye Kaun Kaliya"

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki CHuti Kyun Chahye?

Pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai

Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?

Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti

Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi

Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain.

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam cHutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?

Nahi

Hone Denge

Q
k

Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To

5Feb Ki CHuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->

Twice h0liday in A Week

Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL CHutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?

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