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2 lovers in park

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHookaY”

100 Rupees

Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bHooka hun.

Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?

Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.

Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.

Ghooror toot gaya

Ghooror toot gaya koi martaba na mila,

Sitam k bad b kuch Hasil-e-Jafa na mila ....

Sir-e-HUSSAIN(A.S) mila hai yazeed ko laikin,

Shikast ye hai k phr b JHooka hua na mila =)

mujh se mat pooch kyun

mujh se mat pooch kyun aankhen jHookali maine
teri tasveer thi jo tujh se chupali maine
mere muqaddar main jo likha tha ke tu mere naseeb main nahi
apne mathe ki woh tehreer mitaali maine
zindagi main yahan har kisi ko sacha pyar kahan milta hai
kisi ki wafaanon par likhi ek nazm uthali maine
gheri rehti hain din raat teri yaadein
in yaadon ke sahare zindagi saajali maine
jin ke sheron ko sun kar bahut roya karta tha
bas wohi ek baat sab se chupali maine

Kuch Loog aesay Hotay

Kuch Loog aesay Hotay Hain Jo Aap ko nahi Jantay,
Mager,
Jin se Aap Pyar Kartay Hain,
Jin pe Aap Maan Kartay Hain,
Jin pe Aap Itebaar Kartay Hain,
Lekin,
Wohi Loog Aap ko DHooka de Jatay Hain,
Kyun K,
Aap unko nahu Jantay.......
y...........................?

Kahin miley to usay yeh kehna

Kahin miley to usay yeh kehna

K tanha savan bita chouka hoon
Main sare armaan jala cHooka hoon
Jo sholey bherkey they khavahishon k
Wo ansoo‘oun se bhujha chouka hoon

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHookaMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''

Gaalib ne apni mashooka

Gaalib ne apni masHooka ko date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai''

2008 Ka Faqeer :

2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji BHooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .

Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .

Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->

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