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Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga NaHi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya NaHi.....
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye Hidayat darj tHi:


"KHirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi NaHi.."
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Film Tou dekHi ho gi
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NaHi Pata
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King George
Aray WoHi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
BHikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
BHikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui tHi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti tHi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa Hi jata to acCha h0ta.
1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne Hi jaal me fasa spiderman.
An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHiN STORY IS''NT IT?
Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
wHile taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using His ears & not His eyes.
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Beta: NHi

Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?

Beta: NHi

Mama: Acha Icecream?

Beta: NHi

Mama: Chocolate?

Beta: NHi naaaaa

Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....
--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj naHi aati Log MaHina maHina kaisay naHi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D
A Boy ToLd His Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh raHi hai"

Frnd: SaHi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh raHi hai Ya Dekh k Hans RaHi hai..
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun naHi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "