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''True Bayghairti is

''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom AbHi Tak Safai Kar RaHi Ho?"''

''Wada KAro

''Wada KAro
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Pura karo
Or kisi KI Laaat Baaan KbHi Na Toro
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SuFI BAAP Ki TARHA''

''1 billi chohe ko

''1 billi chohe ko pakr rHi tHi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!

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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,
Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti naHi ki,
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
Jaan bHi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti woHi jo dunya dekhe,
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''

''1 Aadmi Apne Betay

''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa Aaj mai School NaHi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To KabHi Jhoot NaHi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )

Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga Hi AakHir Aapka Hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''

''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: NaHi To!

Secretary: Tu PHir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''

''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar AcHi BacHi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.

Girl: Agar AcHi na Bani to?

Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''

''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad

''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...

Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.

To Adatain BHi Zaror Milti hon gi''

''Father Watching Fashion T

''Father WatcHing FasHion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa naHi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''

''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da

''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day

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Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye

To

Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna

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Ab is Kaminay Ki BHi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''

''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne KabHi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li tHi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya''

''In Sardiyon Main

''In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha NaHi FARAZ...

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Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!''

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