Hansi SMS Messages105 messages

Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka KHansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
PHansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
Gharaylo Totky

1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar pHansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga

4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.


After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: PHansi

After PHansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

"FIANCEE"

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K KHansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K KHansi Na Ho..


Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K PHansi Na Ho;-)


Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka KHansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga

PHansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->



Gharaylo Totky

1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar pHansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga

4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.

Once an old age mother was sitting with her son.

1 kawa pas betha tha Maa ne pocha k beta ye kia ha?
Beta: ye kawa ha.

Maa ne kuch dair baad phr pocha k ye kia ha?
Beta: ye kawa ha.

Maa ne phr pocha ye kia ha?
Beta: Ghusay se bola k kitni dafa btaon k ye kawa ha.

Maa Hansi or boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha yehi jaga thi or aise he kawa pas betha tha or tm ne 40 dafa pocha tha or mein ne 40 dafa tera matha chom k btaya tha k ye kawa ha.

*Love u Mom*