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teachr konsa parind

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >

janab zardari sb apn

Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka KHaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)

aik sahab hamptay ka

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay Haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

weather report mein

Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap CHaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->

judge sach sach b

Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->

1 dehaati ne 5 star hotel mai

1 DeHaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.

Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.

DeHaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:

"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)

commandar safegaurd

Message Of Da Day

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka Haath itni jaldi na berhao!

Ho sakta hai us nay...

Washroom se aa kr Haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd

sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy cHaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...

aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

theek likha tha mere

Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein
FARAZ
Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

maine is liye mismar

MaIne Is LiYe MisMaR KhUd Ko KeR RaHa HuN
FARAZ
K TeRe HaatH Se TameEr HoNa ChaHtA HuN….

dost ban ker bhi nah

Dost Ban Ker Bhi Nahi
Saath Nibhany Wala

Wo Hi Andaaz Hy Zalim
Ka Zamaney Wala

Tere Hote Huey Aa Jati
Thi Saari Dunya

Aaj Tanha Hon Tu Koi
Nahi Aane Wala

Muntazir Kis Ka Hon
Tuuti Hui Dehleez Pe Main

Kon Aaye Ga Yahan Kon
Hy Aane Wala

Tum Takalluf Ko Bhi
Ikhlas Samajhte Ho ''FARAZ''

Dost Hota Nahi Har
Haath Milane Wala ...

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