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Imagine World Without GIRLS


Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......

&

All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam
bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai

sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai

bhikari sharmate huwe: wo Girl friend b saath hai na
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
What is the difference
Between

1)Call Girl
2)Girl friend
3)Wife?




Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited

.......>?
Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,


Us k 11 bhai ha,


Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,


Lekin abkoi masla nai,


Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,


Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,


FARQ TO PARA HA



GEO MUSHARAF.->
Having A Girl friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .

U Need HEART To LOVE Her

A CLUB To TAKE Her

A DIAMOND To GIFT Her

&

A SPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P
As by xperience my advice 4u friends-

have only one Girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,

1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis

and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?

Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….
Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?

Girl friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->
|| Height Of Coincidence ||

Ek Larka Apni Girl friend Ki Bhen Ke Sath Date Par Gaya ... Jiss Restaurant Mai Woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski Girl friend Ke Sath Betha Tha
Lo Meri Girl friend Ka Photo Dekho









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Thora Aur Neeche












Dikhi Ya Nahi ...

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti ... ;->
Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat

Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...
Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he



kisi ki pasand se hame kya




hame to AAP KI Girl friend PASAND he

wah wah