Gala SMS Messages71 messages

Aik bheegi hui see rat milay
Us rat mein tera hath milay
Teray lab say tapkein jo boondein
Unhein meray labon ka sath milay
Kuch tum bhi behkay behkay say
Kuch mujhay nasha sa taari ho
Har pal mein chaye madhoshi
Aik aisi rat hamari ho
Phir tum aao meri banhon mein
Mein pyar karon tumhein jee bhar k
Tum mujh say thora sharmao
Sharma k Galay say lag jao
Mein jitna tum ko pyar karon
Tum itna hee betab ho jao
Humein pyar k kuch lamhar milein
Aik bheegi hui see raat milay
CheHra roShan Ujala Ujala
AkhiyOn Main KajRa Kala Kala


Pairon Main Bajay Payal Payal
Galay Main Chalkay Mala Mala


Firaq Pah Nazm Pheeki Pheeki
TeraY Husn Peh Shair Ala Ala


Lams Ka Zaher Dhiray Dhiray
Tu Ishaq Ka Bunti Jala Jala


MuSkan LabooN Per Phaili Phaili
AiteRaf-e-IsHq Bala Bala



SaHeR Me Dobta Madham Madham
SaHiR Ka Dil Nirala Nirala
Milnay ka jhoota iqrar kartay hain
Chahnay ka Galat iqrar kartay hain

Raah tak tak ke thak gayae naina
Vadon ka jhoota bevpaar kartay hain

Abhi aayaingay aur abhi milaingay
Mun ko yuhin beqarar kartay hain

Raah!bhi aaj hui hy khamosh
Milnay ka jhoota izhar kartay hain
Asar dil per karay shikwa,
shikayat ho to aisi ho.!

Galay lag kar koi roye,
Nadamat ho to aisi ho.!

yehi mehsus ho jaisay
kai sadiyan guzari hain

faqat ek pal ki furqat mein,
Aziat ho to aisi ho..!!

mujhe kanta chubhay aur
us ki ankhon se lahu tapke,

talluq ho to aisa ho,
MUHABAT ho to aisi ho.
main main na rahoon tum tum na raho
ek duje mein khoo jain ek jaan ho jain
chalo aao aaj ki sham ko kuch es tara sajain
ke seher tak donon madhoosh ho jain
lepat ke ek duje ki bahoon se raat bhar
barsoon ki tashnagi seher tak mitaain
dori rahe na darmiyan etne qareeb aao
tum hum mein sama jao hum tum mein sama jain
es haseen sham ko aaj yun na dhalne deain
sulagne deain saansoun ko jismon ko phiGalain
bujhane se bhi nhi bujhti yeh piyaas muhabbat ki
ab tarse howe hontoon ko hontoon se milne deain
barsoon ki tashnagi ko kese bujhain MAHEK
chalo aao phir se ek haseen sham sajain

MAHEK


1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko Galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab Samajh me Aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.
Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.

Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.

Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko Galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..
Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I''m in Gala . U''ve made my life SOOPER.
I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i''m in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,

Zindgi main sab ko hasana,

Dushman ko b Galay lagana,

Phir b koi ghum day to,

Maray ko phone lagana,

THOK DEIN GAY saalay ko''
Dhoom Dhoom Song
dhoom dhoom teri biwi kesi
dhoom dhoom teri esi ki tesi
dhoom dhoom teray bachay kalay
cream laGalay cream laGalay

dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali
dhoom dhoom aray anday wali
dhoom dhoom bhaag gai saali
dhoom dhoom meray bday ai
dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya
dhoom dhoom per koi na aya
dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya
dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya
dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa
dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom!!
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian Galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar