Dirt SMS Messages32 messages

It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..












Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur Dirty mind.
When a man talks Dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks Dirty to a woman talks Dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
When a man talks Dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks Dirty to a woman talks Dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
Cheap Attitude Of Girls:

Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
"I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.


A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting Dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D
Thanks For Being There

Through The Tears,

Laughter And Dirty

Diapers.

Happy Father"S Day!