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''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt "FARAZ"

''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt

"FARAZ"

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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,

Excuse Me!

Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

''Hum ne ki dosti

''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na Dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,

Jab Dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye

Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi

Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Woh Bhi Poori Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki
Chimpanzee Ki Aakhri Nasal Khatam Ho Gayi

7 angels came to

7 angels came to me asked 4 da most intellgent ,smart, nice, sweet, well behaved, welgromed ,person , so i gave dem ur adress ." Dekha kaise Ullu banaya Unko "

Exams ke 4 din pehle

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus Dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

• An old rich man

• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya Dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

Angry boss

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu Dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Angry boss:

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu Dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

Ae item, kesa hae

Ae item, kesa hae?Tera bot memory aa rela tha.Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko Dekha bhi ni.Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apn ko, mis to karega

Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?

Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?

Ghanti Baji

Bandar ne Mobile Uthaya

Ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai

HMmm

Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?

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